What’s a white knight to do when his princess is causing utter havoc leading in mass murder? Go to the famous Black Sorcerer of Grimslock for help, apparently.
What’s a black sorcerer to do when the white knight comes to him for help? Keep him, naturally.
Devan does not approve of this payment plan. Tan does.
*Includes bonus short story The Coronation
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Black sorcerer, white knight, evil princess, oh my!, this whole story is crack, technically an enemies to lovers, with light angst, mostly as an excuse for cuddles, sharing a bed, who hurt you is basically a marriage proposal, being adopted by a black sorcerer is like being adopted by a cat, you get no say in the matter, Tan is a walking disaster, Devan needs a hug, Tan volunteers himself as tribute, I’m not saying baby adventurers are stupid, but if you put a candle next to their ears their eyes will shine, rule one when dealing with black sorcerers, don’t piss them off, rule two is don’t touch their knight, just a little killing, Serenity has successfully pissed Devan off for the last time, magical shenanigans shall now commence!
How I Stole the Princess’s White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Complete Works
Audiobook - also available on most platforms!
How I Stole the Princess’s White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Serial Format: 6 parts
Audiobook - also available on most platforms!
What’s Devan to do for his coronation? Hide.
What’s Tan to do? Get a new crown.
Everything goes about as poorly as expected.
This is the bonus short story found in The Complete Works edition. It is utter crack. Please do not look for any plot or serious element. You won’t find it.
The Coronation
How Tan Acquired an Apprentice
A short story
Tan adopts an apprentice.
No, he does not consult his husband first, why do you ask?
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Don’t worry Hans actually takes care of the kid, to bonk is not the question, it is the answer, Tan’s priority is cats, no one is surprised, revenge served hot, fireball kind of hot, anyone else scared Tan has acquired a minion?
Sentient dragon skull acquired! Do you wish to find rest of body? (YES) (no)
Tan: Yes!
Devan: No, but why?
Tan: We get half of his hoard~
Devan: We leave tomorrow.
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Tan’s field trips go awry, no one is surprised, only he can find a sentient dragon skull in a church’s basement, Quest time!, Wells gets stuck babysitting, again, Niran’s more excited than anyone else, except maybe the apprentices, gold is a great motivator, all the bone puns
How I Took the King on a Bone-a-fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit: The Complete Works
Audiobooks - available on most platforms!
How I Took the King on a Bone-a-fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit: Serial Format: 6 parts
Audiobooks - available on most platforms!
